Ily Morales, from the island of misfit everythings. Contrary to popular belief, Ily {ay-lee} is a name. And no, your argument is invalid.

"Not that i'm downplaying the importance of any of these bits and pieces, mind you. It's just that in the grand scheme of things, they really shouldn't be a factor in whether you like me or not. I make lists. I used to punch walls. I can rock purple like nobody's business. When fed an embarassingly catchy pop song, would dance in public. I believe in the warmth of certain beverages. I have numerous quirks and for the lack of a better term, has personality."