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me: i love you
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me: shh don't speak

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That awkward moment when a five-year old kid sat...

AND THEN SHE STARTS TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

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HOW I PUT MY DELUSIONS TO GOOD USE

A stalker/creepy-sexually-preoccupied-friend-of-a-friend called me up in the middle of the night last night. I wasn’t actually asleep yet but I didn’t want to be rude pushing the reject button, so I waited for the phone call to stop. I usually got by ignoring his calls and texts every now and then but this time around, i got inventive. Little did he know that I actually have two active...

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