December 2011
104 posts
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
That awkward moment when a five-year old kid sat...
AND THEN SHE STARTS TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
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HOW I PUT MY DELUSIONS TO GOOD USE
A stalker/creepy-sexually-preoccupied-friend-of-a-friend called me up in the middle of the night last night. I wasn’t actually asleep yet but I didn’t want to be rude pushing the reject button, so I waited for the phone call to stop. I usually got by ignoring his calls and texts every now and then but this time around, i got inventive. Little did he know that I actually have two active...
Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend/girlfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic lol
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I just dreamt of dry humping a blonde Josh...
BAKER’S PRETTY HOT ON THE BUNS.
Not only that Joey Graceffa's trending, he's...
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That awkward when you already said "moment" in...
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I sound exactly like Gale in his last line from...
“Mom, there’s no more food.”
"Stay with me?"
MY EMOTIONS. CANNOT. CONTAIN. HNNNNGGGGG. ALL THESE HG AND HP MASH-UP. ME CREYS.
MY DASH IS ALL JOSH HUTCHERSON AND EVERYTHING...